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Somewhere, Jason Whitlock Just Got A Raging Boner

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And no, it had absolutely nothing to do with two greased-up ham hocks and a prostate massager, although that is quite common for Whitlock as well.

Now, while you let that mental image soak in and rot your brain, contemplate this quote from Jeff George from IlliniHQ.com (via Fanhouse):

“I feel like I can still play, and if there’s someone out there to give me a shot, that would be wonderful,” George said last week on his way back home to Indianapolis from one of his frequent trips to Champaign, where he tutors Atkins and a couple of other young area quarterbacks. …

“You look throughout the league, you see 20 teams that need quarterbacks – 20 teams need starters – and probably everybody needs a backup,” George said. “In my opinion, there’s just not a lot of quality quarterbacks out there these days.”

Ain’t that the truth, Jeff. But just because there’s not a lot of quality quarterbacks out there doesn’t mean you are one.

Just a thought. You know what, if Brett Favre ends up not playing with the Vikings (fat chance), Jeff and Brett should get an apartment together or something. Maybe start a business or a traveling comedy show. Something.

Jeff George open to NFL return [IlliniHQ]
Jeff George Still Wants to Play in NFL [Fanhouse]