It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (July 27th)

• Michael Vick has been reinstated by the NFL, sort of. [With Leather]

• When the title of a post is “Peter King Pays A Visit To The Pee Pee Doctor,” it’s a must read. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Royals are trying to turn shitty-hitting Tony Pena, Jr. into a pitcher. Makes sense. [The Rookies]

• Sweet Jesus. Apparently, members of Nickelback played hockey with the Islanders. If that organization wasn’t already in complete shambles, it is now. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Be sure to check out the Hockey Jersey Generator. [Puck Daddy]

• Stephon Marbury Valentine’s Day cards? Get me a box of those bastards! [Ball Don’t Lie]