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Dear God, What In The Hell Could They Have Possibly Been Thinking?

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Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? How could have anyone at Fox Sports thought this was a good idea? If someone would have shown me that without the Fox logo I would have assumed it was done by someone hell-bent on making Jason Whitlock look like a complete fucking tool.

First of all, there is no way Whitlock would leer at a white woman like that – not enough junk in the trunk or cushion for the pushin’ and he likes to keep it real and not do any bojangling or however he would choose to refer to it.  In fact,  it is much more likely this is close to what the guy who opens up the Old Country Buffet in Kansas City sees every Saturday and Sunday morning. Breakfast buffet, bitches!

I’m not kidding – the image of a gazing Whitlock is going to give me nightmares. I’ll probably dream that I’m a rack of ribs or something and Whitlock will stop at nothing to get his greasy fingers on me.

The horror…the horror.

[H/T Mouthpiece Blog]