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Skeletor Escapes From Eternia, Becomes Minority Owner Of NFL Team

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Fresh from the Sportress’ “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Department” comes the news that the villianous Skeletor has somehow managed to elude He-Man and travel via wormhole from Eternia to our world. And oddly enough, his first order of business in his quest to be Supreme Leader of Earth was to become a minority owner of the Miami Dolphins.

It’s nice he brought along Evil-Lynn to assist him in his maniacal pursuits of global domination, it appears to me the treacherous journey has ravaged their once youthful and powerful looks.

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jennifer-lopezevil-lynMan, they look simply awful. Eh, best of luck to them anyway.

You need to know: Marc Anthony now part owner of Dolphins [Shutdown Corner]