Skeletor Escapes From Eternia, Becomes Minority Owner Of NFL Team
Fresh from the Sportress’ “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Department” comes the news that the villianous Skeletor has somehow managed to elude He-Man and travel via wormhole from Eternia to our world. And oddly enough, his first order of business in his quest to be Supreme Leader of Earth was to become a minority owner of the Miami Dolphins.
It’s nice he brought along Evil-Lynn to assist him in his maniacal pursuits of global domination, it appears to me the treacherous journey has ravaged their once youthful and powerful looks.
Man, they look simply awful. Eh, best of luck to them anyway.
You need to know: Marc Anthony now part owner of Dolphins [Shutdown Corner]