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T.J. Houshmandzadeh: “I’m Not Playing Madden No More”

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So wait – does that mean he will be playing Madden or he won’t be playing Madden?

Damn you, confusing double negatives!!!

Apparently, Houshmandzadeh is unhappy with his overall rating of 91.

“Man, they don’t get my rating right,” Houshmandzadeh said while appearing on Colin Cowherd’s ESPN Radio show Monday. “I just looked at the game and they have this wrong and that wrong. And I understand I averaged 10 yards a catch (in 2008), but it’s the offense, man, not me.”

“I’m not playing Madden no more, until they get my rating right,” Houshmandzadeh said. “It might be a little pouting, too. It might be. But, you know, I used to be the best in the world at Madden, so I’m going to miss not playing it. But until they do me right, I’m not playing it no more.”

No, T.J., I don’t consider it pouting at all – much more like being a total crybaby bitch in my book. And it doesn’t help that he decided to air his make-believe video game grievances on Colin frickin’ Cowherd’s show. That upped the douche quotient by at least 45%.

And I hope EA Sports can somehow survive with T.J. boycotting Madden 10. I guess they will have to settle for $999,999,999,041.00 in total sales instead of the $1 billion they originally had in mind.

Houshmandzadeh: ‘I’m not playing Madden no more’ [Fox Sports]