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Last Call With The Drunk Chick Who Thinks It’s Hilarious Every Time She Pisses Her Pants

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Yeah, I know what you’re thinking – it looks like she didn’t piss her pants at all – instead, it appears her beer overflowed and it has created the impression that she pissed in her pants.

See, that is where you’re wrong. In actuality, a common practice of the female habitual pants pisser is causing her beer to foam up due to her drunken histrionics due to how hilarious she thinks it is that she soaked herself.

With that said, I give you the Drunk Chick Who Thinks It’s Hilarious Every Time She Pisses Her Pants.”

“Oh my God! I can’t believe I just pissed my pants! Isn’t that hilarious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I’m so drunk…and sad! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

Okay, thanks, Drunk Chick Who Thinks It’s Hilarious Every Time She Pisses Her Pants. That’s enough out of you. Why don’t you go and find some corner to pass out in? I can take it from here.

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Alright, kiddos. Have at it and enjoy yourselves.