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Sorry Alice Cooper, You’re Going To Have To Wait Two More Years To Claim The Title Of “World’s Ugliest Man Living In Arizona”

alicecooper76076131BG017_JAZZ_SUNSIn yet another case of an old guy who loves golf getting screwed over by some young hotshot whippersnapper, Alice Cooper must have been devastated to hear that Steve Nash has reportedly signed a 2-year, $22 million contract extension that will keep him with the Phoenix Suns for the forseeable future.

The person confirmed the agreement Monday, requesting anonymity because the official announcement hadn’t been made.

The deal will keep the two-time MVP point guard under contract with the Suns through the 2011-2012 season.

The 35-year-old Nash had one year left on his contract that would pay him $13 million next season.

Don’t worry, Alice. You’ll always be one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. At least you can hang your hat  on that. Actually, on second thought, for the love of all that’s decent and holy, leave the hat on, Alice. Sheesh.

AP source: Steve Nash agrees to 2-year extension [Yahoo!/AP]