It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (July 20th)

• The Ballad of Michael Jordan and the Giant Inflatable Penis. [Busted Coverage]

• Jay Mariotti doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. [Deadspin]

• Some Spanish soccer team’s Burger King sponsorship is downright creepy. [With Leather]

• Enjoy the carnage as ClintonPortishead discusses ESPN Los Angeles. [Style Points]

• pinellaspinata lays the smack down on a column by Norman Chad. [The Rookies]