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Martina Navratilova Issues Williams Sisters A Challenge That Thankfully Has Nothing To Do With Fisting

martina-navratilova-9071williams-sisters-02That’s a frightening mental picture, wouldn’t you agree?

Actually, Navratilova mannishly threw down the  gauntlet stated during an interview that if the Williams sisters hope to tie or beat her record nine Wimbledon titles, they better giddy-up (Venus has five, Serena has three).

“They’ll have to play a lot of years to catch up,” Navratilova said in a phone interview. “Venus really needed to win this year. The closer you get to 30, the body starts slowing down. It doesn’t obey as well.”

Content with her statement, Navratilova scratched her crotch, lifted up one asscheek to cut one, then went to the bathroom and took a piss standing up.

Good for her, that kooky lesbian.

Navratilova: Williamses must hurry to catch record [The Associated Press]