The Morning Bowl (July 14th): An MMA Fighter With An Ultra Lame Tattoo? Get Outta Here!
• MMA guy Alan Belcher has a simply atrocious tattoo of Johnny Cash. [Total Pro Sports]
• Darnell Dockett is one dumb bastard and Rockabye has the tweets to prove it. [The Rookies]
• Poorly Acquitted goes off on Chris Berman. Good work. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• Major League All-Stars and the sacrifices they have made. [Style Points]
• We now know the identity of that goofball with the mohawk toweling off Albert Pujols during the Home Run Derby. [Bugs & Cranks]
• Some rich douchebag teenager is about to set some sailing record. We’re happy for him. [Bootlegger Sports]