Justin Morneau And Joe Mauer Would Have Preferred Partying With The Hamm’s Bear, But He’s Dead
Yeah, I know no one is going to get the Hamm’s Bear reference – you see, Hamm’s was a brewery in the “Land of Sky-Blue Water,” in this case St. Paul and…ugh…you know what? Nevermind. Like anyone cares for my regional humor – except for Louie Anderson – he eats it up.
Anyway, here’s a photo of Minnesota Twins All-Stars Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau whooping it up with some guy getting paid eight bucks an hour to dress up like Captain Morgan. Nice.
But it looks like they are having a good time and that’s all that counts, right? I just hope they drank responsibly and did not drive back to their hotel rooms afterward. Hey, maybe they met up with those guys from the Captain Morgan commercials that order a pizza at the restaurant and request delivery and then get a ride home with the delivery guy – and then savagely beat those two douchetards to death.