Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For July 13th

• Major League Baseball. 2009 State Farm Home Run Derby. To add to your enjoyment, play the “Chris Berman Drinking Game.” It’s easy – just drink until Berman stops being annoying – you’ll probably die of alcohol poisoning, but what do you do? [ESPN, 8:00 ET]

• Additional All-Star Game Festivities. 2009 All-Star Legends and Celebrities Game. If Dan Cortese ain’t playing, I ain’t interested. [ESPN, 10:00 ET]

• Brand New Episode. Yay! Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. Anthony travels to Chile. One of my favorite shows on television. [Travel Channel, 10:00 ET]

• Basic Cable Movie of the Night. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. What can I say? The movie is a classic. Plus you get to enjoy Matthew Broderick’s acting ability before Sarah Jessica Parker turned him into a homo. [AMC, 8:00 ET]