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I Will Never Believe In Love Again



Unfortunately, kids, it’s sad but true. According to People magazine (via The Big Lead), Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have parted ways.

“She is heartbroken,” says the source. “She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways.”

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at the Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night without the birthday girl, a source tells PEOPLE.

Awwww, poor, poor Jessica. Can you imagine how much she is going to balloon up dealing with this? I bet by Thanksgiving, she’ll be pushing three bills and have a full-blown case of DIABEETUS.

I am completely speculating here, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Papa Simpson had something to do with their breakup. It’s a well-established fact that Joe is constantly pulling the strings and orchestrating his daughter’s career. Well, that and he’s tired of only getting sloppy seconds.

Be that as it may, the news leaves me a bit disappointed. If two grossly overrated and moderately talented people can’t make a relationship work, what hope is there for regular people like us in this crazy world?

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split [People]
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Split [The Big Lead]