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For President Obama, Sitting In Between Buck And McCarver Will Be Like Listening To Stupid In Stereo

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You would think being the leader of the free world would get you out of things like this, but President Obama will be subjected to a fate I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy when he will be forced to sit in the booth with broadcasting doorknobs Joe Buck and Tim McCarver during Fox’s All-Star Game coverage on Tuesday night.

Obama is expected to be in the booth sometime between the third and fifth inning. SI.com reported earlier that the White House was considering Fox Sports’ request to interview the President during the game.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, does Obama know what he’s getting himself into? By simply watching these dickbags cover a game lowers a viewer’s I.Q. by 10 points, imagine what could happen by being in their presence? The President will be compelled to reconsider his stance on waterboarding after spending five minutes with these morons.

Somebody has to get Obama out of this mess – for not only his sake, but for the sake of the country.

Can we re-open the facility and send McCarver and Buck to Guantanamo? YES WE CAN!

Obama to join Fox broadcast booth for All-Star Game [SI.com]