They’ll Be Divorced In A Year: Alexandre Pato Weds Some Hottie Brazillian Actress

Alexandre Pato, a striker for AC Milan, has wed 22-year-old Sthefany Brito, a Brazillian soap opera star. The ceremony was held in a downtown church in Reno with a reception afterward at the Copacabana Palace. Copacabana? Was Barry Manilow at the wedding? I suppose it really doesn’t matter whether Manilow made it to the wedding – with or without him, it looks like they made it.

Pato and Brito met in January 2008 and he reportedly dedicates goals to her by making a heart shape with his hands. Awwwwwwww…that’s so sweet – it makes my heart skip a beat when I see a man that pussy-whipped.

Be that as it may, perhaps we have to give Pato a pass on this one as Brito is quite the fetching lass. On to the photos! C’mon, you knew they were coming – as if I’m going to spend the time on a post about some soccer player’s weeding unless I found some nice photos of the blushing bride.

Wow, the ultimate mix of adorable and sexy. It has become increasingly rare to find that combination in such perfect harmony – unless you pay good money and travel to Thailand, that is.

AC Milan’s Alexandre Pato marries Brazilian actress in Rio [SI.com/AP]