Caw! Caw! Chris “Birdman” Andersen Signs Five-Year Extension With Denver Nuggets
Chris “Birdman” Andersen, the first-ever entrant into S.O.B.’s “It Looks Like They Combed Their Hair With A Carameled Apple” Hall of Fame, has reached a five-year deal with the Denver Nuggets. Terms were not disclosed but Andersen will reportedly be able to earn up to $26 million over the life of the contract. Not too shabby for a guy whose career was essentially down the shitter after being forced to serve a two-year ban for undisclosed drug use.
I know what you’re thinking – where’s the “Birdman Won’t Spread His Wings” or “Pepsi Center Will Be The Location Of Birdman’s Nest For Five More Seasons” or “The Birdman Wont’ Fly The Coop” headline? Sorry, you won’t find weaksauce material like that here on S.O.B. Sure, I’ll make poop and fart jokes about Jason Whitlock and put up photos of sexy tennis players in a pathetic attempt to increase page views, but no sir, I will not stoop to making bird jokes.
(reads headline, notices “Caw! Caw!”)
Well, nobody’s perfect, right? Sometimes you just have to wing it, amirite?
Alright, fair enough. You won’t hear another peep out of me.
‘Birdman’ to nest in Denver for five more years [CBS Sports]