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Wake N’ Blog For July 6th: Cabbie Uses Dedororant To Thwart Robbery But Refuses To Use It For Horrific Body Odor


Wimbledon. Roger Federer won his 15th Grand Slam title, breaking Pete Sampras’ record, by beating Andy Roddick in an epic 5-set, four hour and eighteen minute match, 5-7, 7-6 (8-6), 7-6 (7-5), 3-6, 16-14. It was the longest set in Wimbledon history. [The Official Site of Wimbledon]

PGA Tour. Tiger Woods secured his 68th career victory by winning his own tournament, the AT&T National at Congressional. Tiger held off Hunter Mahan, who hit a course record-tying 62 in his final round, as Woods shot a 3-under 67 for a one-shot victory. []

MLB Roundup. Jimmy Rollins and Chase Utley each hit a home run off of starter Johan Santana as the Phillies beat the Mets 2-0 to complete the sweep. Boston scored five runs with two outs in the seventh inning, rallying to beat Seattle 8-4 to avoid a series sweep. James Loney hit a lead-off homer in the 13th inning, giving the Dodgers a 7-6 win over San Diego. []

You know what it’s like when you get into a cab and the cabbie looks at you with that smell? It ain’t pleasant, that’s for sure. Not having any mace handy, an unnamed cab driver in Chicago used a can of aerosol deodorant. After the passenger put a knife to his throat demanding money, the cab driver sprayed the robber with the deodorant, causing the assailant to drop his knife. Good job, anonymous stinky cabbie. [MSNBC]