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Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For July 1st

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Major League Baseball. San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals. Not the sexiest of matchups in ESPN’s eyes (no NY teams?), but I’m sure they’ll take it after airing WNBA basketball and poker last night. Blech. [ESPN, 8:00 ET]

Golf. Big Break XI: Prince Edward Island. Goddess of the Greens Blair O’Neal is in the final pairing – see if she walks away with the $100K. Sure, this is a rerun from Monday night and you could easily find out who won on the internet, but think about how many times have you will masturbate to the same porno. Pervert. [The Golf Channel, 10:00 ET]

Obviously, I am only picking a movie on the Hallmark channel for a joke. Prairie Fever. Never had prairie fever before, but I once got a pretty bad rash during a Little House marathon from rubbing one out to Mrs. Ingalls one too many times. [Hallmark Channel] (So, did my attempt at humor pay off? No? Huh.)

MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE!! MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!! I Survivied A Japanese Game Show. Try this description of the show on for size: “The remaining contestants tackle new games, including trying to get small balls into bins while opponents chase them with foam hammers and moving milk from containers on conveyor belts into a waiting receptacle while wearing vision-impairing goggles.” Wait. What? [ABC, 9:02 ET]