Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For June 26th
• NHL Entry Draft. Watch Gary Bettman get booed and act awkwardly. Pretty much exactly like every other time he shows his face in public. [Versus, 7:00 ET]
• Track and Field. U.S. Outdoor Championships. That reminds me of a pornographic documentary I once saw: Crack Revealed: The U.S. Backdoor Championships. It was highly educational, to say the least. [ESPN, 8:00 ET]
• Classic Boxing. Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits, Volume II. I believe this is the greatest hits album where he first sings “In the Air Tonight.” Interesting. [ESPN2, 9:00 ET]
• Yet another example of “why in the flippity-filth-flarn-fuckity-fuck are they showing this on basic cable?” movie. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Seriously, what is the friggin’ point? Seriously again, why did I elect to use the word ‘friggin’ right after I typed ‘fuckity-fuck’? That’s odd.