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This Has To Be One Of The Unsexiest Lesbian Stories I Have Ever Read

martina-navratilovatoni-laytonLesbians fighting? Awesome. Over money? Not interested. Martina Navratilova is one of the lesbians? Ugh. Sadly, that is what we are left with in this sordid tale of hidden agendas, disputes over property and butch haircuts.

Here’s the story: all-time tennis great Martina Navratilova is getting sued by her longtime partner Toni Layton for “emotional, mental and physical trauma” caused as a result of Martina kicking her to curb.

Layton said: ‘Martina has got a fight on her hands. Without any warning, my life came crashing down around me. I was kicked out on the streets with only the clothes on my back.’

‘I was left an emotional wreck, with nothing to show for eight years of my life. I still suffer nightmares today. It’s something I don’t think I will ever properly recover from.

‘But what I want now is justice. Justice for all those lost, wasted years.’

Wasted years? Is this Toni an Iron Maiden fan or something?

Apparently, there’s something about the lawsuit and Florida and the state doesn’t recognize gay rights or some such nonsense – I don’t know – I lost interest pretty quickly.

Ah, screw it. I’ve had just about enough of this non-erotic lesbian story anyway. I need something to cleanse the palate, as they say.





There we go. Much better. Wait – there’s one more. Let me embed it…



Shit man, now we’re right back where we started. This sucks.

Navratilova Sued by Former Partner [Fanhouse]