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Britain Wimbledon Tennis

Okay, gotta relax here. Take a few calm, measured breaths. Hoo boy.

I hate to break it to all of you, but Maria Sharapova has lost in the second round of Wimbledon to Giesla Dulko, losing 2-6, 6-3, 4-6.

That means no more Maria on the grand stage of Wimbledon until next year. And what’s the next major? The U.S. Open? But that’s not until late August!

Not fair, man.

Sharapova upset by Dulko at Wimbledon [The Associated Press]