The Morning Bowl: In The Business, We Refer To Sara Carbonero’s Impressive Facial Features As D.S.L.s

• Ooh la la, I don’t know who she is, but Sarah Carbonero has some pouty and purty lips. [Busted Coverage]

• Yanno, Business_Socks is right. U.S. Open winner Lucas Glover is an asshole. A selfish prick is what he is. [Style Points]

• A Mystery Science Theater-looking photo from a Minnesota Vikings press conference. [The Sports Hernia]

• A report from Chilltown at Bethpage Black. [The Rookies]

• Robert DeNiro, Dale Earnhardt and Mel Kiper, Jr. discuss the NHL draft. [Melt Your Face Off]