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I Don’t Mean To Be Crass, But Can You Imagine How Much Her Soiled Panties Could Fetch On The Open Market?

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Thanks to Busted Coverage for finding this video of an Asian man saving his ladyfriend from certain injury by catching a line drive foul ball with something that resembles a pizza box right before it drills her. (Video after the jump)

Awesome work, Asian man. As a token of her gratitude, she should give her hero those panties she undoubtedly messed as she saw the ball bearing down on her.

And yes, for those of you who were not previously aware of this, they do indeed have vending machines in Japan that sell used panties that have been allegedly worn by schoolgirls. Those crazy Japanese. Between this sort of stuff and Hentai tentacle porn, you have to wonder what in the hell is going on over there.

Asian Baseball Fan Saves Lady Friend From Certain Foul Ball Death [Busted Coverage]
The Love Machine [Snopes]