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Alyssa Milano Will Show You Her Boobs If You Don’t Use Steroids


The fine baseball blog Bugs & Cranks has recently published a very interesting story detailing a recent blog post by Major League Baseball fan/groupie/cumcatcher Alyssa Milano regarding her All-Star ballot selections. From the Bugs & Cranks post:

Her NL All-Star picks were those of a Dodgers homer, with one very notable exception — while voting Dodgers for the other 7 positions, she chose the Mets Carlos Beltran over one of the greatest Dodgers ever, beloved hero Manny Ramirez.

It’s almost unthinkable, but she tries to defend her All-Star snub: “I could not vote for Manny, because it is a bad message to send to our kids.”

But Embrace of the Vampire and Poison Ivy II: Lily were good messages to send to our kids? I suppose if they were, the message would be, “Girls, whether you’re an actress, a secretary or a bartender, if you see your career going down the shitter, there’s nothing wrong with whoring it up a bit. You’ll be amazed what good it can do. Look at me, I am a no talent hack that parlayed a role in a 1980s sitcom and an eventual great set of tits into a middling acting career that has allowed me to become road beef for several high-profile ballplayers.”

Live your dream, kids: just stay off the performance-enhancing drugs. Nevertheless, I would just like to say that I am a huge fan of her work.

Big time.

Alyssa Milano: Hypocrite, Traitor [Bugs & Cranks]
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