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Wake N’ Blog For June 19th: Feels Like An Arby’s Night

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MLB Scoreboard. Craig Stammen earned his first major league victory, combining with four Nationals relievers to shut out the Yankees 3-0. Tommy Hanson pitched six scoreless innings and Nate McLouth had four RBI in Atlanta’s 7-0 blanking of Cincinnati. Matt Garza fell to o-3 in his last six starts as the Rays fell to the Rockies 4-3. Francisco Rodriguez blew his second save of the season as Aubrey Huff drove in the game-winning run as the Mets lost to the Orioles 5-4. [MLB.com Scoreboard]

U.S. Open. With rain likely to be a constant presence over the weekend, play at the 109th U.S. Open will unlikely finish on Sunday for only the third time in history. Journeyman Jeff Brehaut got to enjoy last night, going to sleep as the leader of the U.S. Open, finishing 11 holes and going 1 under. Tiger is at 1 over through six and Phil Mikelson (as well as half of the entire field) had not begun his round. [PGATour.com]

NHL. Alexander Ovechkin secured his second consecutive Hart Trophy as NHL MVP at the NHL Awards Show last night in Las Vegas. Other winners included Tim Thomas with Vezina Trophy (top goalie) and Calder Trophy (Rookie of the Year), Zdeno Chara with the Norris Trophy (top defenseman) and Boston head coach Claude Julien won the Jack Adams Award (coach of the year). [NHL.com]

When I Read The Headline “Man Sets Off Fireworks In Bathroom In Del. Arby’s”, I Thought It Was In Reference To Gastrointestinal Fireworks – I’m Serious – Have You Ever Eaten One Of Their Beef N’ Cheddars? Some dumbshit set off fireworks in a toilet at a Delaware Arby’s. The toilet was damaged, no one was injured and the man fled the restaurant in a brown truck. Although they will not admit he is a suspect in the vandalism, police are on the lookout for this person of interest:

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He wishes he had never been broiled! [Yahoo!/AP]