Wake N’ Blog For June 18th: Maybe He’s One Of Those Guys Who Gets “Stagefright” In Public Restrooms And Was Waiting For Some Privacy
• MLB Roundup. John Danks pitched seven shutout innings as the White Sox defeated the Cubs 4-1 at Wrigley Field. J.J. Hardy’s sacrifice fly in the 11th inning lifted the Brewers over the Indians. David Murphy hit the game-winning single in the bottom of the 10th as Texas beat Houston. Toronto got eight innings and eleven strikeouts from Scott Richmond as they went on to beat Philadelphia 7-1. [MLB.com Scoreboard]
• College World Series. Brett Eibner’s two out, two-run home run in the top of the 9th inning tied the score 3-3 and Andrew Darr hit a run-scoring double in the 12th as Arkansas elimimated Virginia with a 4-3 victory. [Yahoo!]
• Courts. Former Major Leaguer Mel Hall was sentenced to 45-years in prison after being convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl and sexually abusing or inappropriately touching three other girls. He has to serve 22 1/2 years before he will be eligible for parole. Have fun in the slammer, Hall – they love guys like you on the inside. [The Associated Press]
• He probably amused himself by making balloon animals out of those cheap-ass condoms. A 26-year-old man in Salem, Massachussetts was accidentally locked inside a bar restroom overnight after bar closing. When staff working at the Gulu Gulu Cafe heard noises from the bathroom the next morning, they called police, who found him. The man said he was “comfortable” and even offered to pay his tab. Hey, who knows? Maybe the bathroom was more comfortable than where he would have slept otherwise – in a van down by the river!