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Jesus, That Donte Stallworth Really Thinks He’s Something Special, Doesn’t He?

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Above is a screengrab of a headline off of Philly.com. Clearly it’s an article about Donte Stallworth and his impending jail sentence, but what in the hell is up with the headline?

“NO HEAD SPECIFIED”? What gives?

So, not only is Stallworth getting off with a paltry 30-day jail sentence but now he is allowed to dictate the terms of what sort of sexual activity he is willing to participate in during his time in the clink? It’s just not fair.

Personally, I would have went with “Violent Anal Rape Not Preferred”, but hey, that’s just me.

(Note: apologies for this being the second screengrab post of the day – I’m lazy, wanna fight about it?)

MIAMI РDont̩ Stallworth began serving a 30-day jail NO HEAD SPECIFIED [Philly.com]