Sportress of Blogitude

One Hitters: How Do You Say “Holy Moly, That’s Awkward To Watch” In Spanish?

Just in time for the Cubs-White Sox series starting tonight, here’s a video (H/T Big League Stew) of White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen and Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano appearance in a Venezuelan Pepsi commercial.

Now, I don’t speak Spanish fluently, but I think the message of  the ad is the only way Ozzie and Carlos can escape their jobs as costumed gay prostitutes is to provide their pimps with Pepsi. Something like that, at least.

Either way, I wonder if Ozzie pukes every time he sees this horrible, horrible commercial.