Last Call: Looks Like Old Weed’s Birthday Celebration Is Starting A Day Early
Greetings, everybody. Welcome, welcome, make yourself at home. As mentioned above, tomorrow is your host’s birthday, so I’m considering having Last Call here tonight on the Sportress an early birthday present. Thanks to everyone for stopping by.
How old will I be, you ask? I’m sorry, that information is classified.
Alright, that’s more than enough chit-chat about me, let’s get this thing going, shall we?
Heh. NOFX rules. Let that be a lesson to you young punks. And while you’re here, stay off my lawn, goddammit!