The Morning Bowl (June 15th): I’m Going To Thoroughly Enjoy This New Feature

• Glad He’s Dead: Mickey Mantle. It’s about time someone takes that guy down a peg. Nicely done, Business_Socks. [Style Points]

• Scott Van Pelt is new voice for Tiger Woods 2010. Thank God for mute buttons. [Awful Announcing]

• Nick Faldo was knighted. Big deal. You should see me down at Medieval Times. They love me there. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Orlando columnist writes insanely shitty article about the Magic. [The Rookies]

• Peter King has some books he would like you to read. I’m surprised The Long and Magical History of Gravy wasn’t among them. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]