White Sox Hurler Mark Buehrle “Don’t Read Books” And Wouldn’t Change Places With Anybody
The Sporting News has a recurring feature called “My Profile”, which claims to provide information about professional athletes and others from the sporting world that has the tagline “What you won’t find on Facebook … even if you’re approved as a friend.”
Well, jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! They have my undivided attention now!
The most recent edition of My Profile was on Mark Buehrle and I’m here to report that the White Sox pitcher comes off as a pretty boring redneck that watches some pretty crappy television shows.
Born: March 23, 1979, in St. Charles, Mo.
Alma mater: Jefferson College
What’s on TV: The Biggest Loser, Homeland Security , Manhunters, anything on the Outdoor Channel, Two and a Half Men
What’s in my iPod: Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney
What I drive: F-650 black Monster Truck
Favorite flicks: The Green Mile, Anchorman
What I’m reading: I don’t read books.
Magazine subscription: Quality Deer Management Association’s magazine
Bookmarks: Drury Outdoors, QDMA, MLB.com, CBS Sportsline, e-mail
On my office walls: Deer mounts and two geese mounted, family pics
Love to trade places for a day with • No one. I’m happy with my life.
First job: Goldenrod Showboat, St. Charles, dishboy, 15 years old
Favorite meal: Mom’s biscuits and gravy, fried deer tenderloin
Favorite athlete to watch in another sport: Alex Ovechkin, hockey
Favorite team as a kid: STL Cardinals
Favorite value in others: Honesty
Dream date: My wife but if I was single, Halle Berry
My heroes: Cal Eldred, Sandy Alomar Jr. and Jim Thome, the nicest guys I have played with. They treat everyone with respect. Doesn’t matter if you’re a rookie or have 20 years in the league.
My bucket list: 1. Go hunting with my son when he gets old enough, 2. Skydive
Wow. That’s…interesting. One question: what in the hell is Quality Deer Management Association’s magazine?
Nevermind. I don’t think I want to know.
My Profile: Mark Buehrle, White Sox 3-time All-Star pitcher [Sporting News]