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Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For June 8th

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Major League Baseball. Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees. Happy happy joy joy. [ESPN, 7:00 ET]

College Baseball. NCAA Super Regional. You will get either Texas Christian at Texas or Clemson at Arizona State and you will like it. [ESPN2, 7:00 ET]

About as good for you as huffing rubber cement but with more resulting brain damage. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! Or what I think would be a more accurate title, “I’m A Celebrity…Who Told You That? If You Tell Me And Give Me Some Coke, I’ll Suck Your Cock – Ah, Screw Telling Me Who Said It, Just Give Me A Bump, Would Ya?” Nah, that wouldn’t work. Way too long. [NBC, 8:00 ET]

• It’s kind of like watching one of those fake alien autopsies video. You should know better, but you can’t help yourself – you can’t turn away from watching something resembling a humanoid creature get eviscerated. John & Kate Plus 8. Tonight: “Bam! 100th Episode” Could you guess Emeril makes an appearance? [TLC, 9:00 ET]

If you have never seen this movie, watch it, and give me a 1,000 word report on it tomorrow on how it is so badass. Dirty Harry. The 1971 film and the genesis of Harry Callahan, one of the greatest characters in the history of cinema. If you don’t agree with me, say so. Go ahead, make my day. [AMC, 8:00 ET]

Has anybody seen my banjo? Hillbillies: The Real Story. “Stories about mythic hillbillies drawn from 300 years of outcast immigrants, war heroes, isolated backwoodsmen, miners, moonshiners, preachers, musicians and politicians.” The best part is the host: Billy Ray Cyrus. I have no joke for that – it can stand on its own. [History, 8:00 ET]