Congratulations, Britt Reid – You Have Just Graduated From Drug Court – Time To Smoke A Bowl!
Britt Reid, the 24-year-old son of Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid, has graduated from his 15-month long drug court program in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania. Reid enrolled in the program last year, after a whirlwind of criminal and drug-addled behavior that began with him pulling a gun in a road rage incident which led to cops finding cocaine and marijuana in his car. Harsh, dude.
For those of you not in the know, drug court is pretty much like the television show Night Court in that Richard Moll is always hanging around the place. Weirdo.
Present at his son’s graduation was his father, who said it was a “big step” for Britt, just like it was when Papa Reid stopped mixing turkey gravy and Carnation’s Instant Breakfast for his mid-morning snack. Deliciously greasy!
Here’s to Britt Reid – let’s hope he stays clean and sober – at the very least until a slow period in the news cycle, how about that?
I’m a terrible person, aren’t I?
Britt Reid graduates from Pa. drug court program [Yahoo!/AP]
Britt Reid completes drug program [The Philadelphia Inquirer]