Sweet Jesus, Rick Fox Has Got Some Overactive Sweat Glands
Here we have a photo of Rick Fox getting his Berman on and sweating like a whore in church. What the hell was he doing to cause himself to perspire so much? And nice look on his face there. Maybe someone just informed him that he’s apparently dating the comely Eliza Dusku, 11 years his junior. I could see that. Hubba hubba.
Or maybe, just maybe, Fox just listened to C+C Music Factory on his iPod and it’s true that the band is “Gonna Make You Sweat.”
♪♪ Everybody dance now…♪♪
God, I’m a tool.
Someone Get Rick Fox Some Speed Stick [Don Chavez]
Rick Fox Is Dating Eliza Dushku [Total Pro Sports]