Sportress of Blogitude

Oh, New York Post, You Cheeky Bastards

ny-post

The headline writers for the sports section of the New York Post were positively on fire today, with three, count ’em, three puntastic headlines.

By the way, I am aware that publishing screencaps of slightly witty headlines from the New York Post is somewhat lazy blog editing, but guess what?  I find them humorous, I am lazy and this is my blog. Therefore, I am going to publish them. So there –  put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Let’s take a look, shall we?

shot-putz

Ugh.

jeter-on-top

A-Rod wishes! (weak sauce) This one isn’t bad, but the headline would have been more accurate if they would have went with “Herp Stings Herp, With Jeter On Top.” You know, because Derek Jeter totally has the herpes.

sharap-over

Ha! Because she lost, get it? On another note, what do you think is the over-under on the amount of times the guy who wrote the headline “Maria’s Return Is Sharap-over” wished Sharap-over was under him? I’d take the over.

SHOT PUTZ MAY LOSE SET-UP ROLE [New York Post]
FIRST THINGS FIRST, WITH JETER ON TOP [New York Post]
MARIA’S RETURN IS SHARAP-OVER [New York Post]