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C-c-c-cat Fight!


Awesome find by the Back Porch crew over at Fanhouse.

Apparently, the Russians take their handball very seriously. After the jump is a video of a little fight breaking out during the women’s handball championship game between Dynamo Volgograd and Zvezda. After some hard fouls (especially for the delicate flowers that appear to play Russian handball), the fur starts to fly – almost literally.

Damn! That’s some rough and tumble stuff right there. I had no idea there was that much competitive, hard-fighting action in the average game of handball. I suppose that means all women’s handball needs to become a global phenomenon is more exposure.

Oh, I guess a couple hundred gallons of chocolate pudding and the inclusion of attractive women and attractive women wouldn’t hurt.

Hey, it may sound sexist, but don’t shoot the messenger, baby. Remember, as a great man once said, “If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.”

Sorry, I’m simply a product of the prevailing philosophies of our modern times – can’t fault me for that, can you?

Brawl Breaks Out at Russian Women’s Handball Game [Back Porch]
Women’s handball final ends in massive brawl [Russia Today]