Lance Armstrong Displays Intesticle Fortitude, Falls Off Bike During Race And Hops Back On
Lance Armstrong fell during the 19th stage of the Giro d’Italia, but showing he has a ball of steel, he fixed his bike by changing the rear tire and got right back on to continue the race.
Yep. That’s it.
The only jokes you are getting in this post are “intesticle fortitude” and “ball of steel.” Like it or lump it, which is exactly what Matthew McConaughey says to Lance about how he likes to cuddle after sex.
Okay, there’s another one for you.
/that’s what Lance said
Armstrong falls during Giro, gets back on bike [Yahoo!/AP]