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JoePa Thinks The Big 10 Should Expand And The Beatles Should Get Their Danged Hair Cut

joepaternoJoe Paterno, never afraid to stir the controversy pot in between bouts of pants-shitting and his struggles with onion-belt tying, said that he believes the Big Ten should expand to twelve teams, just as long as those damned Notre Dame Fighting Irish are kept out.

“If I had my choice, someone that can give us the biggest TV exposure in the East,” Paterno said, offering as possibilities “Syracuse, Pitt, Rutgers. Not in that order.”

Paterno then proceeded to enjoy his favorite lunch: grilled cheese, tomato soup and a cup of weak tea while watching a few episodes of Gunsmoke. Sounds nice.

Paterno: Big Ten should expand, but not with Notre Dame [USA Today/AP]