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Get Ready For A Rager, Because The NHL Awards Show In Vegas Is Going To Be The Shiznit

74358854PS010_Ottawa_SenatoAttention, attention all party people: you better get your tickets right frickin’ now since only a limited number are left available, because the 2009 NHL Awards Show on June 18th at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas is going to be off the hook, y’all! Check out this list of performers:

Award-winning multi-platinum recording artist Robin Thicke and Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Chaka Khan will perform. The NHL Awards house band will be led by Saturday Night Live bandleader Katreese Barnes. Canadian buzz band Arkells will perform a set at the NHL Awards Party at the Palms Pool and Rain Nightclub following the Awards broadcast.

No friggin’ way! Chaka, Chaka, Chaka, Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan is going to be in the hizzy? Sah-weet! And Robin Thicke? The NHL is big time baby! Ain’t no stopping them now, because whenever I think of the great Canadian sport, I think of Chaka Khan and Alan Thicke. And did you know that the lead singer of the Arkells name is Noahell? Okay, that might not be true, but I bet their hip, happening and what’s now!

And look who else is scheduled to appear:

Notable hockey fans Snoop Dogg, Michael Bubl√©, William Fichtner (Prison Break, Blades of Glory), Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galatica, Burn Notice), Lauren Holly (NCIS, Dumb & Dumber), Colin Ferguson (Eureka) and others are scheduled to appear alongside NHL stars…

Lauren Holly? What year is this, 1994? And Snoop Dogg – what event won’t this guy show up at? I believe he just appeared at the grand opening of a Sonic by my house two weeks ago.

Anyhoo, it should be a wild night in Las Vegas. Once again, tickets are limited. And believe you me, there’s nothing more entertaining than watching a bunch of uncomfortably dressed-up hockey players try to act like they’re having a good time.¬† At least Alexander Ovechkin always makes it interesting. Check out the eye candy he showed up with on his arm last year:

(Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images for NHL)

(Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images for NHL)

Not too shabby, Ovie. Nicely done. Here are a few more photos of the Unfrozen Caveman Hockey Player posing with his trophies (of the non-female variety) from last year.

ovie-1He looks happy.

ovie-21The photographer must have said, “Ovie, what’s 4 + 4? I’ll give you a hint – it’s the number on your jersey.”

ovie-31This one looks strangely like my yearbook photo. Don’t laugh!

ovie-4That’s it Ovie. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah, be a man, be a man. You are a lover boy!!

The Timeless Art of Seduction has never appeared more dapper and prehistoric.

Hockey, Hollywood stars align for ’09 Awards in Vegas []