Wake N’ Blog For May 22nd: Seattle Nightclub’s Got It Bad, Got It Bad, Got It Bad For Mary Kay Letourneau
Note: I spent over two fucking hours trying to get the internet up at home – fucking with the modem, the router, all that shit. With that said, we’re off to a great friggin’ start today. I actually came into work an hour early to get cracking on S.O.B. – that’s dedication – or outright stupidity – you be the judge.
• NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Carolina Hurricanes did their best to try and stay in the game last night, coming back to tie the game three times, but Evgeni Malkin scored two goals in the third period to round out a hat trick and the Pittsburgh Penguins won 7-4 to take a 2-0 lead in the series. [NHL.com]
• NBA Playoffs. The Denver Nuggets made it a series by beating the Los Angeles Lakers for the first time in the postseason in 11 tries, 106-103. Kenyon Martin made a layup and Chauncey Billups made 3 of 4 free throws in the closing moments to even up the series at 1 game apiece. [NBA.com]
• MLB Scoreboard. The Twins snapped a six-game losing streak, pounding the White Sox 20-1. The Angels hit three solo home runs, Joe Saunders pitched seven scoreless innings as in their 3-0 victory over the Mariners. The Cardinals swept the Cubs for the first time since August of 2006, winning 3-1. [MLB.com Scoreboard]
• You see, it’s okay – she already went to prison for 7 1/2 years for nailing her 12-year-old student that ultimately became her husband – might as well make some money now. Renowned child-fucker Mary Kay Letourneau is hosting a “Hot for Teacher” Night this Saturday at Seattle nightclub Fuel Sports Eats & Beats. As an added bonus, her husband, Vili Fualaau, now 26 (boy, those kids grow up fast, don’t they, Mary Kay?), will be in attendance, spinning records as DJ Headline. Only a $10 cover charge. Oh joy! One question: what goes on at a “Hot for Teacher” night? Could it be possible it’s just like Van Halen’s video? (fingers crossed) You know, except for the kids, of course – we can’t go about tempting Mary Kay, right? [CBS News]