It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (May 22nd)
• According to Padres’ announcer Mike Grant, David Eckstein is one of the greatest baseball players to ever play the game. Oh, the hyperbole! [Awful Announcing]
• James Harrison’s dog bit his son. Wouldn’t it be a tad ironic if the mutt was a Portuguese Water Dog? [Mondesi’s House]
• Randy Johnson will have his revenge on Seattle. [Babes Love Baseball]
• Goofy video of one of the goofiest bastards in the goofy history of the goofy internet. Yikes. [Uncoached]
Slow, slow day on the ‘tubes. So here’s the “Daddy Drank” sketch from Kids in the Hall. Why? Why not, I say.