The New York Post Headline Writers Make Me Laugh – Mainly Due To My Eighth-Grade Level Sense Of Humor

Wang in a holding pattern? Isn’t that just a nice way to say you are a chronic masturbator?

Zing!

Hey, c’mon! That joke killed at my “Viagra Frequently Gives Me A Four-Hour Boner” support group. I think some of the guys wanted to give me a standing ovation for it, but…well, you know, so I had to settle for just an ovation, whatever that means.

WANG REMAINS IN HOLDING PATTERN [New York Post]