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Wake N’ Blog For May 29th: Maybe He Punched Her Because He Couldn’t Stand The Fact That His Piss Smelled Funny

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NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. Miroslav Satan and Evgeni Malkin scored less than 90 seconds apart in the first period for a 2-0 Pittsburgh lead and the Penguins held on to beat the Carolina Hurricanes 3-2 in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Phillipe Boucher also scored a power play goal for the Pens while Chad Larose and Joe Corvo each scored for  the Hurricanes. Penguins goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was solid in net, stopping 23 shots. [NHL.com]

MLB Scoreboard. They didn’t need a walkoff hit, but the Yankees still completed the four-game sweep, beating the Twins 7-6. The Toronto Blue Jays also finished off a sweep of  reeling opponent, beating the Chicago White Sox 3-3. Finally, the Brewers knocked-off the Cardinals 8-4 for a three-game sweep. [MLB.com Scoreboard]

He was mad as hell and he wasn’t going to take it anymore! A German motorist punched a woman in the face and threatened to sick his attack dog on her after a disagreement over the prices she was charging for white asparagus, often called “edible ivory” in Germany. Punching a woman over asparagus is way over the top – at least here in America, people only attack each other over things like tennis shoes and Beanie Babies. [Yahoo!/Reuters]