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Wake N’ Blog For May 29th: Maybe He Punched Her Because He Couldn’t Stand The Fact That His Piss Smelled Funny


NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. Miroslav Satan and Evgeni Malkin scored less than 90 seconds apart in the first period for a 2-0 Pittsburgh lead and the Penguins held on to beat the Carolina Hurricanes 3-2 in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Phillipe Boucher also scored a power play goal for the Pens while Chad Larose and Joe Corvo each scored for  the Hurricanes. Penguins goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was solid in net, stopping 23 shots. []

MLB Scoreboard. They didn’t need a walkoff hit, but the Yankees still completed the four-game sweep, beating the Twins 7-6. The Toronto Blue Jays also finished off a sweep of  reeling opponent, beating the Chicago White Sox 3-3. Finally, the Brewers knocked-off the Cardinals 8-4 for a three-game sweep. [ Scoreboard]

He was mad as hell and he wasn’t going to take it anymore! A German motorist punched a woman in the face and threatened to sick his attack dog on her after a disagreement over the prices she was charging for white asparagus, often called “edible ivory” in Germany. Punching a woman over asparagus is way over the top – at least here in America, people only attack each other over things like tennis shoes and Beanie Babies. [Yahoo!/Reuters]