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The Morning Bowl (May 19th): Further Evidence That Bill Simmons Is A Douchetastic Asshat

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• Bill Simmons whines about having to pay $79 for NHL CenterIce to watch the Bruins lose to Carolina in Game 7 because he refused to pay the fee  at the beginning of the season “on principle.” Die in a fire. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Kate Hudson and A-Rod together? For A-Rod’s sake, I hope “utter lack of talent” isn’t contagious. [The Big Lead]

• New York Yankees reliever Brian Bruney blames his right elbow injury on an 8 1/2 minute umpire review. Funny, 8 1/2 minutes is about the same amount of time it took me to figure out who in the hell this dickhead is. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Talk about a douche-heavy Morning Bowl: Colin Cowherd mentions Sports by Brooks during a radio interview. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Golfer Briny Baird hit a bullseye situated on the playing surface of Petco Field in San Diego from a 300-foot elevated tee on top of a building. The sad part? Afterward, his name was still Briny Baird. [Steady Burn via With Leather]