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It Must Be Torture To Attend A Baseball Game For Dick Cheney

(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

Here’s Dick Cheney at the Nationals game yesterday, and he doesn’t look too happy. To be fair, this is by far the lowest Cheney has felt since his assistant took away the car battery he used to electrocute kittens. The smell of burnt fur was reaching intolerable levels.

It’s not like the day was a total wash for Dick. In fact, rumor has it Cheney was in higher spirits shortly after this photo was taken. Apparently, some toddler in am adjacent section to where the former Vice President was sitting was struck with a batted ball. Cheney always was a sucker for the delicious and life-sustaining tears of children.

Dick Cheney Looks Happy at the Nats Game [D.C. Sports Bog]