You Know What, Stewart, I Like You, You’re Not Like The Other Pelts, Here In The Trailer Park
Here’s a photo of Jared Allen from his appearance on Jim Rome Is Burning wearing the skin of an animal that he refers to as “Stewart.”
And before someone calls me on it, I do realize that the name of the Dead Milkmen song is “Stuart”, but maybe “Stewart” is the way Jared Allen prefers it to be spelled. I’m not going to argue with him.
But I think we can all agree that this Jared Allen fella is a friggin’ mess. Sure, he gave up drinking, but was that the right call? He’s clearly not right in the head.
Meet Jared Allen’s Friend, Stewart [The Sporting Blog]