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Serena Williams Is Wondering If This Kind Of Surgery Is Available For Other Body Parts

serena-williams1Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard has been informed that he will need arthoscopic surgery on his ankle to “clean out the junk.”

Howard missed 22 games this season because of the ankle. He returned in late March and played through pain, but was a big part of Dallas’ run to the No. 6 seed in the Western Conference and first-round playoff win against San Antonio.

If the surgery is successful for Howard, I implore Serena Williams to have the same procedure performed on her ass to “clean out the junk” in her trunk. For the sake of humanity, this needs to be done. Please.

Hell, I’ll start a petition on Facebook if necessary – I’ll call it “Friends In Support of Serena Williams Getting Her Gigantic Ass Downsized.” It has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Mavs’ Howard to have ‘junk’ removed from ankle [The Sporting News/AP]