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Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t come to the blog right now. I’m afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further Sportress of Blogitude absences. You can reach my inbox at its place of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
Haha! Just kidding – sort of. Old Weed ain’t feeling too well today, so I’m taking my first day off from this here blog. There are plenty of other sites for you to peruse on the internets (just for this day – I WILL NOT be ignored), so have at it. But do not worry, because I’m sure you are, I’ll be back ready and raring to go tomorrow. Unless what I have is the swine flu or whatever sickness we’re supposed to be afraid of catching now.
Oh, wait. Can you hold on a sec? I have to take this call about my tee time.
Yeah, I have to cancel it – darn illness.
Take care of yourselves, everyone. Be good.