The Morning Bowl (May 13th): This Is Something For The Blounted

• Former NBA player Corie Blount is headed to the pokey for one year after police busted him with 28 pounds of pot. Somebody say cheeba (everybody) “Cheeba!” [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Skip Bayless is on the receiving end of a verbal beatdown by ESPN 950’s, Mike Missanelli in Philly. This does not happen often enough. [Awful Announcing]

• The U.S. Bikini Bowling Team, anyone? Do I have your attention now? [Uncoached]

• One blogger has to buy a Wii now because of the new “Punch Out” video game. Him and everybody else, including me. The game looks awesome. [Simon on Sports]

• Finally, the first streaker at Citi Field. (warning: video contains male asscrack) [H/T Sports Rubbish]