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Stuff To Tune In To And Zone Out On For May 13th

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NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. It doesn’t get any better than this: Game Seven. Pittsburgh Penguins at Washington Capitals. Crosby vs. Ovie. For All The Marbles. No Tomorrow. Backs Against The Wall. Time To Give 110%.  A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush. That’s What She Said. A Stitch In Time Saves Nine. Okay, I’m done now. Seriously, if you don’t have Versus, go to a friend’s house – a bar, even – you know were planning on going anyway, you friggin’ lush. And don’t look at me like that – you know it’s true. [Versus, 7:00 ET]

NBA Playoffs. Game 5, Dallas Mavericks at Denver Nuggets. Experience the allegations of racism and homosexual slurs live! [TNT, 9:00 ET]

MLB Baseball. Los Angeles Dodgers at Philadelphia Phillies. I swear, if you are watching this game instead of the Penguins-Capitals game and you aren’t a Dodgers or Phillies fan, I will track you down and punch you in the cock. Just a warning – don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. No, I’m not Lou Ferrigno. Or Bill Bixby. Why do you insist on asking such inane questions? Sheesh. [ESPN, 7:00 ET]

TiVo It. Season finale of Lie To Me. “The FBI asks the Lightman Group to investigate a terrorist bombing outside Washington, D.C.” Sounds juicy. [FOX, 8:00 ET]

Lose complete faith in the future of the human race. Six back-to-back episodes of I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant. Fuck an A, Ray. Sure, they probably are paid a mere pittance to do so, but the fact alone that there are six women (more than likely morbidly obese and completely disgusting) who will freely admit on national television that they gave birth to a child without knowing they were knocked up makes me not want to interact with people anymore. Hey, maybe that’s why people are always ignoring me – I must be giving off some sort of a vibe or something. [TLC, 8:00 ET]